APPLE is the place to MAC
A little Rando Dando for the day:
Two days ago I bought the new MACBOOK at the Apple store in the Eaton’s centre and this is what went down as I was waiting for my sales associate….
(*Taps on my shoulder*)…”Excuse me miss, I don’t think you have any idea how desirable you are. You should call me.” (*Hands me a card*)
(I’m thinking it’s the full make up and fake lashes I still had on from our photoshoot earlier that day) NOPE!!! The guy was just a drunken freak who was looking for his next apprentice. LMAO!!
Pavel the Lover-Front of card
Swing on a star?? Is he serious? -Back of card
December 11th, 2008 at 10:30 am
ewwwwwww *cringing*
LMAO @ swing on a star…
this recession got ppl crazy girl!
you’ve been tagged by the way…both of you guys have to do it! lolz
check the clink below for the rules:
http://lissamonet.com/blog/2008/12/the-bedroom-bully-rules/
December 11th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
This is so hilarious! wow!
December 14th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
This guy is a student of none other than “Dimitri The Lover”, a seduction guru, physician, and performance artist from Toronto. If you go to http://dimitrithelover.com/TRMannouncement.html you can read the latest newsletter from his anti-metrosexual group, the “Toronto Real Men”. Dimitri himself hit on me a couple of months ago and I took him up on his offer of becoming my lover. Dimitri is gorgeous, very charming, and by far the best lover I have ever had. I guess this Pavel guy is not a very good student or just learning the ropes. I’d love to attend one of these “Sexual Guru” courses just to watch what Dimitri teaches the men, because if Dimitri’s technique is any indication, every man should take the course!!!!
December 14th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
LMAO!!!!!! woooo pimp game on swole!
December 15th, 2008 at 10:02 am
My sister dated Dimitri The Lover and had a similar experience to Cassandra. She said Dimitri was an awesome lover and totally opposite of the persona he projects; he was actually quite sweet and pampered her like a princess. She was too busy with school to date him seriously. That “Pavel The Lover” business card is truly a classic which must be praised for sheer audacity. And the announcement Cassandra posted above … another classic!
December 19th, 2008 at 11:09 am
[...] up his game in December. That’s when he’s been spotted giving female customers at the Apple Store and a Tim Hortons his card, that’s when he joined Facebook under the moniker Pavel (the [...]
January 2nd, 2009 at 3:46 am
NKPlli Thanks for good post
April 22nd, 2009 at 8:18 am
Has anyone seen this? It has a link at the top to a documentary with Dimitri in it:
http://www.torontorealmen.com
July 8th, 2009 at 11:51 am
Rolanda and Cassandra are both Dimitri. Not hard to tell, really… just wanted to throw it out there.
July 13th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Have you guys seen this?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/christoum/3704411688
December 11th, 2009 at 7:03 am
It turns out Hollywood producer Brad Goodman who did Borat, Bruno and Religulous is doing a documentary about Dimitri The Lover. The guy’s a movie star now! Mr. Goodman talks about the film:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iwVgnPEpgw